so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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