I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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