My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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