omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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