It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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