You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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