Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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