Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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