Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just high enough for therapy.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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