I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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