yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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