Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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