Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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