and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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