Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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