So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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