you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
They have beer where we have blood.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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