i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
This toilet bowl is my home.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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