so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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