She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
i out mim tonsoeep
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