apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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