she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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