Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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