My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
