So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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