from now on my penis is your penis
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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