Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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