Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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