Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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