glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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