theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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