You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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