Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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