He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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