fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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