Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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