Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I want her autograph on my taint
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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