have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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