All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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