I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
no, he came in my armpit
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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