I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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