Whats the glycemic index on semen?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Terrible idea I love it
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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