If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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