he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i would one night stand the shit outta him
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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