You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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