Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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