Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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