dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things