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(541): View more from Oregon

Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.

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(541): Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia. http://tfl.nu/enyb

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I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room

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(403): I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room http://tfl.nu/da0x

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That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets

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(609): That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets http://tfl.nu/cuwg

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Walk of Shame time yet?

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Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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(+44): Walk of Shame time yet? (1+44): Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling? http://tfl.nu/qcn9

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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece

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(781): You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece http://tfl.nu/uonr

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(416): View more from Toronto

i flashed his best friends last night

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you always were good at making good first impressions

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(416): i flashed his best friends last night (1-416): you always were good at making good first impressions http://tfl.nu/b564

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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working

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(289): Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working http://tfl.nu/bi46

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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize

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(714): And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize http://tfl.nu/o5b5

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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.

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(520): I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me. http://tfl.nu/h8vm

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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?

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(816): Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone? http://tfl.nu/wu6u

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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.

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(517): I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish. http://tfl.nu/ztbe

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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.

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(312): guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them. http://tfl.nu/b0nn

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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements

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(727): Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements http://tfl.nu/wb2j

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(315): View more from New York

Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?

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(315): Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot? http://tfl.nu/v4u6

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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)

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(616): with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;) http://tfl.nu/170o

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