His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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