Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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