OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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