Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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