Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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