haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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